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Goblin, Day 28

Poor undead lost a Dark Angel.

Poor goblins lost half their army.

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Rotters, Day 29

As we all know 1 angel is more valuable than whole goblin army so it is no reason to compare them. ;-)
I spent my mana on booze and hookers this turn and didn't have enough for important stuff.

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Vitek: I spent my mana on booze and hookers this turn and didn't have enough for important stuff.
In the lands of the abominable snowman, booze and hookers are the important things.
Humans, Day 29

Tales of Booze and Hookers reach us from far away lands. Our Knights are suddenly doubling their training efforts and are talking about conquer.

In the meantime, we misclick and hope that the AI will not take advantage.

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Dwarves, Day 29

I'm a firm believer that the Orcs should pick a different direction and advance that way.

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Orcs, Day 29

An unfriendly-looking group of dwarves have been sighted. Time to start my scouting in larger groups.

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Frosty, Day 29


Not even a month into this and things are getting fun!

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Goblin, Day 29

Saw some walking trees.

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Post edited March 05, 2017 by jyri
Zombies are coming, Day 30


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Mimo: In the lands of the abominable snowman, booze and hookers are the important things.
Unfortunately for us we forgot we are lifeless corpses and haven't realized we can't enjoy any of those thinngs. We at least gave those hookers to reaper to play with hoping it will be good for troops morale but then it occured to us our units don't have morale either.

I met Clairvoyant neighbour, our first AI opponent, raided vault, my undead hero got kill thanks to being holy champion and I lost unit.

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Humans, Day 30

We would love to have Flying Scouts. Wait a minute, we can have them! Construction is underway.

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Dwarves, Day 30

And then he exploded, just like I predicted.

I realized something: about the only thing shorter than Dwarf legs are goblin legs! Exuberance! Run little goblins, run!

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Orcs, Day 30

The dwarven aggressors are following my scouts. Other scouts are being pulled back to reinforce.

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Frosty, Day 30


Good to have eyes in the sky. Tough using them to watch a "friend" grab things right in front of me though.

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Goblin, Day 30

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Losing guts, Day 31

I have only empty eye sockets to look at the sky. That's why prefer to live in caves.

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