Clanggedin Silverbeard, Day 17

Oh, hello there, dark elves. How is it going?
I heard you are rich. I would love to be as rich as you but alas, I am not.
These turns are sure getting long.

Turn sent.

Dark Elves

We are eternally angered by the impudence and unwarranted luck of some so-called 'Independents'. We think they are foreign agents.

You should share more of the stories generated by these axis of evil agents. Do any of them have nefarious moles on their upper lips?

Mr. Underwood, Day 17

Another day with not much happening.

Turn sent.

Orc, Day 18

O.R.E.A.M.

For the unitiated, Orcs Rule Everything Around Me.

:)

TS

(after Dwarves)

Dark Elves. Day 18

We are restoring things!

Dam Minotaur. He had 2 hp, 4 move points, and I'd cast blinding flash on him. I was just trying to get the Hatchling some easy XP. Who would have thought the Minotaur would hit twice for >12 HP. He had an attack of freaking 7! Frustrating!

But I guess it's all good. Glad you're enjoying the show neighbor.

Vitek, Day 19

Stupid solo peasant has somehow killed every unit we have.

I hate this game.

Round Ball.

Mr. Underwood, Day 18

Turn sent.

Orcs, Day 19

Oops. Sent my troops for two turns in one direction and just sent them back the other way this turn. Forgot the plan. Really should write this stuff down somewhere, but I'm afraid of nasty little spies sneaking around. Oh wait, I'm the only person with spies everywhere. Others use towers!

TS

Gloin, Father of Gimli, Day 19

How can specter hit my flyer for 11 DMG if it only has 8 DMG stat? That's not even possible.
Sigh.

Turn sent.

Death Strike against a cursed unit (Curse being the result of a black bolt or prior death strike). It's a whopper of a combo.

CursedModifiers: -2 RES
Inflicts upon the Unit -2 RES, Death Weakness, and prevents healing.

Death WeaknessModifiers: N/A
Increases all Death Damage the Unit takes by 50%.

Dark Elves, Day 19

The paralyzing bolts of a Dark Elf Sorceress are pretty excellent. Now, if only we'd remembered to cast Weaken, she would have paralyzed the Karagh before it ... did Karagh things.

In Caves, they are particularly deadly since they have high move and cave crawling. Buggers walk across the entire tactical map and smash your favorite healer or other similar unit like an over-ripe tomato. Or was it tomatoe? Screw it, let's call the whole thing off.