Definitely a dwarf, Day 4

Everyone in my kingdom is using funny lingo, and most of them refuse to acknowledge me as king! Worse, every damn sign is in this horrible bizarre script. A hero of the dwarves offered his services to me, but I did not have the fee he demanded. Apparently he has some kind of 'Pilzuver'. WHAT IS A PILZUVER?

Tigrans, Day 5

Nothing to do today. We marched a little closer to our third death tomorrow. This is a fun game we play. Luckily, all of our units healed one health while walking around a desert looking for a dessert or anything small and sweet that they could consume.

We laugh at the Dr. Seuss drafted conundrums encountered by the Dwarves. Perhaps he really needs a Star-Bellied-Sneetch Machine.

TS

Myaq, Day 5

The zephyr bird scout I sent out was also killed. This will be very slow.

Turn sent.

Nomaden, Tag 5

Es ist sehr schlecht, sehr schlecht.
Niemand verstehes Deutsch und wir sind verloren.

Runde geschickt.

Dwarves, Day 5

Only a few more days and we can try to capture one of the mines. At that point, what could possibly stop us>?

Tigrans, Day 5

I do not know what Scatten means, but perhaps it means slow, quicksand-like morass?

We did not die as expected today. We shall consider that progress of the greatest kind. On to great things we go. Slowly.

TS

Oh my god, that's like literal translation of what I wanted to say.
Brilliant.

To be honest my german is so bad that it is actually possible it is all wrong. :-)

Nomaden, Tag 6

Wir haben kein Geld und keine Wehr.

Runde geschickt.

Mya, day 6

Another day of nothing.

turn sent.

Konig der Zwerge

Now this weirdo is chasing us around. All we can understand of his rambling is that he seems to want lots of money from us. But the word that features most is 'Pilzuver'.

Tigrans, Day 6

We came across a sign in Ancient Greek. We have no idea what it said, but it probably said something along the lines of "Watch out for the concealed Dragon you're about to end your troops adjacent to."

Too bad I'm not a cunning linguist.

TS

Nomaden, Tag 6

Boring and bad start.

Turn sent.

Mya, Day 7

Because there is nothing to be gained by sitting in my capitol I have set out to see what I can capture myself.

Turn sent.

Day 7, Dwarves

In only two or three days, we will turn up at a mine with two boars, a boar rider, a runemaster, The Wizard himself, an axeman, a beserker, and our heroic Archon ally. I can't wait!