Someone call?
michaelleung: These days, even criminals are slacking off and are so dumb you can't believe it.
A registered sex offender asked a cop for directions to a child pageant, so he could "take photos". Nothing sinister about that at all!
Oh Christ.
This would be like asking a paladin where is the graveyard?
this guy makes trolls look smart.
troll:Have you seen me dog?He ran off again.
me:Yes your pet *dog* is over there.
troll:Its time to bring you back home Doggy!
thepet:For the last time,i'm a dwarf a dwarf not a dog not a dog.!
troll:Silly tiny dog thinks he's dwarf again.
[troll runs off to cave with pet dog]
captaindeath:I see the troll still thinks the dwarf is a dog.
me:Yep.