That would be Kang the Mad - Your Turn

Hmm... expiration :)

(This is a funny one that breaks the 4th wall for a bit)

"...Besides, do you think there's really infinite space on disk for long, lurid descriptions of sex acts?"

No joke, a computer video game was published with this text in it. Any guesses?

(edit: Nuts, I thought I was on the last page. bah. Go ahead alexei)

I'm going to guess Spellcasting 101 - Sorcerers get all the girls.

But still, go ahead Alexei :)

Karl

That HAS to be one of the Leisure Suit Larry games...

Naaaaw, your quote goes.

Quote: "...Besides, do you think there's really infinite space on disk for long, lurid descriptions of sex acts?"

Game: "Leather Goddesses of Phobos". This was an Infocom text adventure, but I think it's one of the more obscure ones. Oh well. Next!

"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!"

Baldur's Gate

Butt Kicking for Goodness ;-)

Yep.

Here goes - "You have recovered the Amulet and passed the Overlord's test! As a reward, the Mad Overlord has granted you 50,000 G.P. and E.P. He has also inducted you into his elite guard, wear the Chevron of Rank with honor."

Long time, no post, so here's a new one (if you guess either this OR Lou's one correctly, you can post the next quote).

Two quotes from the same game.
"Sire, I present you the royal family."
"You have increased your kingdom power!"

Knights of Honor?

Exactly. Your turn!

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

Well, originally some French philosopher, I think, but you probably mean the line from Castlevania, said by Dracula. Never played it, just seen it somewhere...

I'm not much good at this, so I'll just throw two I think are really easy in:

"L-l-l-l-l-l-ook at you Hacker, a worthless creature of meat and bone, running through my corridors.."
That's probably way too easy, but I love it dearly (it's probably somewhere in this list already), but here's another:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!... ...Oh-oh..."