^ Banned because windmills are more trouble than they're worth; between the maintenance, long shadows, danger to birds.

^ banned, because the energy-producing windmills of the modern era which are a boondoggle and the windmills or yore that helped process grain are vastly different; You are sentenced to banishment until you complete your studies of Don Quixote

Banned because there should totally be a modern Don Quixote re-imagining where he's just sick of the strobe-light shadows every morning and/or evening. He'd use explosive charges instead of a spear and a 4-wheel drive instead of a donkey.

Banned for not putting him in a fighter jet.

^ banned for not specifying the A10 Thunderbolt (Warthog) as I think that particular aircraft would be well suited to his needs

Banned for flying on the back of a warthog and holding onto its tusks to steer it.

banned for squealing like a piggy

^ banned for being an apex predating theropod eating squealing piggies

Banned because Lego goats are terribly rare, so I had to give my T-rex a pig on the chain and pole instead.

Banned for wanting to use a laser to carve your name on the moon, but it didn't work because you forgot to factor in attenuation of the laser beam.

Banned for mooning everyone and using a laser to tattoo your name onto your own ass.

Banned for not making your own Lego goat.

Banned for not taking the opportunity to combine Lego and goat into Legoat.

Banned for making cringe word-hybrids.

^ banned for incorrectly referring to hybridized cringe-words

EDIT: (at least you seemed to know that to which you were referring)

Banned for inflicting collateral damage to my foot soldiers when you casted that fire magic at our enemies who were locked in combat with them. Those are my men!