Banned for telling a princess that she's the prettiest of them all.

Banned because hands off the princess, she was mine, even though she belonged to them.

^ banned for high-fiving everyone.

^ banned for being jealous of people with five fingers per hand.

Banned for making me smile involuntary with such an unexpected funny

Banned for using the word funny as a noun.

^ banned for showing us his account.

^ Banned for eliciting objectionable images in our brains

Banned because I entered the Twilight Zone today. Me and the house across the street ordered pizza from the same pizza place, and we got our orders at the same time.

Banned for trying to get me to believe a house would order a pizza.

^ Banned for an inappropriate parsing of words

Banned because when people say things like that, they are usually grammatically confused, or to Grammar-Nazis, criminals.
P.S. By the way: am I the only one who refuses to use grammarly(because I find their commercials annoying)?

^ Banned for needing to edit a post while yet employing Grammarly

Banned for carrot sticks and hot sauce packets. That was the most random thing I could think of at the moment.

Banned for just having invented the carrot and hot sauce diet.