Banned for unwanted yodelling.

Banned for incoherent user rank text.

Banned because I don't even know what that means, so it's also incoherent.

Banned becaue ignorance is bliss and i am way far from being happy.

Banned because I had an asthma attack. But I banned my wheezing with an inhaler.

Banned so you can get some well deserved rest, and then unbanned after a few hours so you can enjoy the sales and our company some more. :)

Banned for granting jsidhu rest instead of exhorting him/her to produce quality comments, regardless of any physical impairments (which need to be overcome by sheer willpower).

Banned, 'cause that harshed his mellow, brah

Banned for speaking jive and I can't translate jive, man.

Banned for being a plant that has compound leaves.

Banned for causing unholy nightmare hallucinations when I smoked the compound leaves he recommended.

Banned because what are compound leaves?

Banned for coprophagy.

Banned for possibly not knowing of the great genre of music that is SCAT....doo doo doo doo...

(Fun fact, that guy I linked stuttered in life and used it to his credit to become famous....so props to him)

I think those are a certain leaf shape(maybe illicit substance related when it comes to what ones they were talking about).

Banned for being as stiff as a coprolite