Banned because they are both Casios. You have been April fooled.

Banned for having an avatar with pink hair.

Banned because it's actually purple.

Banned for pretending there's a meaningful difference between pink and purple.

Banned for trying to figure out the meaning of life.

Banned: Too many letters in previous post.

Banned because i was forced to change plans again; i turned my main objective into a feint, alas.

Banned because nobody knows what the hell you're talking about.

Banned for being colorblind.

Banned because why are homeless people always confused? Because they don't have any cents!

Banned because you, sir are the cause of much Pokemon misery! Don't you know stealing Pokemon from their previous owners and forcing them to fight for you is the subject of a documentary that made me, a grown man cry, like King Kong when he discovers that he's out of bananas on a Friday night and doesn't feel like walking to Giant Wal-Mart to get more?

Banned for stealing bipolar meds from poor giant gorillas.

Banned because I'm not bipolar, I'm schizophrenic.

Banned because you released Victreebel.

Banned because your reputation is the number of the beast / -2.

Banned for failing to specify what kind of beast.