I bought Hunie Pop
I really just like puzzlers
Dad still disowned me

Wait did my driver
Have a tatoo on his neck
Maybe I should argh

Jumping through Persia
A dagger piercing through time
Screw that stupid lift

One Small Heart-Shaped Box
My light in a weary world,
gone from me forever.

Start a triple A
"THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE PLAYED!"
Too many splash screens

My foes get too close,
Surrounded by the Rainbow.
I must Wololo




Are made up words Ok? lol

It's poetry, go wild imo.

Wasteland full of memes
Boring gameplay, dull writing
Top kek, uninstalled

No Metro is Safe
Eldritch Horrors and Nazis
Russia is a Meme.

I should probably group these together.

Clicking on cookies
Upgrades, so many upgrades
Will this ever end?

Still clicking cookies
It's been about three years now
Good God, have mercy

My mouse broke today
Got an auto-clicker now
I will beat this game

Kooky from cookies
The doctors locked me away
Still got my cell phone

Just to clarify:
This haiku's a metaphor
For Skinner Boxes

It's finally here
Heat death of the universe
Yet the grannies bake

Cloak activated
Bad guys find me anyway
AI, stop cheating

Level up again
Raise Sword skill or Archery?
Can't make up my mind

Inventory full
Trudging back to town to sell
I'm "saving the world"

Energy, Metal
Super project is complete
Krogoth rules the day!

Manhattan Project
Gandhi using nukes seems weird
His Civ wiped out mine

The Green Bomber storms
Through recycled NES levels
Remember Enker?

Become a pirate?
Just find that buried T-shirt!
LeChuck is waiting.

I watched the movie
This should be really easy
Nice leather jacket

I guess... (quote from http://www.tempslibres.org/tl/en/theo/mode02.html: "Invent lyrical expression...")

Wow, looks like we've got some real poets amongst us...some really great Haikus in here!

My high IRQ
My extended memories
Won't let me play Doom