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Posted August 09, 2019
Man, you shouldn´t believe everything you read in a fortune cookie.
Posted August 09, 2019
Now I know why I don't like washing the dishes. It's all about robot overpowering my mind.

Note to self: masturbate 4 times or less; never snooze alarm for 5-10-15 mins; never be very happy while depressed and alone...
Post edited August 09, 2019 by Cadaver747
Posted August 09, 2019
Those bastards instructed me to wake up.
Posted August 09, 2019
This all is now becoming crystal clear. I've always thought it to be a sound practice to not to ejaculate inside robots, but finally, there is a concrete reason for not to do it.
Posted August 09, 2019
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tomimt: This all is now becoming crystal clear. I've always thought it to be a sound practice to not to ejaculate inside robots, but finally, there is a concrete reason for not to do it.
But the withdrawal method doesn't always work (apparently), and can get pretty messy sometimes too...
Posted August 09, 2019
Huh, the satellite mind control isn't working on me. My Bluetooth must need updated.
Posted August 09, 2019
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Lucian_Galca: Huh, the satellite mind control isn't working on me. My Bluetooth must need updated.
Fusion GPS. lol
Posted August 09, 2019
I don't know whatever it is you're smoking, but I sure as hell don't want any.
Posted August 09, 2019
It's important to emphasize that the robots care about colors. A lot. They even control your mind to force you to wear whatever colors they want you to wear. They're such fashionistas.

Next time I see someone wearing something that makes them look bizarre I'll remember that it's not their fault, the robots made them do it. Because they want to set the new trends.
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Cadaver747: Now I know why I don't like washing the dishes. It's all about robot overpowering my mind.

Note to self: masturbate 4 times or less; never snooze alarm for 5-10-15 mins; never be very happy while depressed and alone...
Am I ok if I use numbers that don't divide by 5?
Ah anyway it doesn't matter, 5 is too few for me :-p
Post edited August 09, 2019 by joppo
Posted August 09, 2019
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idbeholdME: I don't know whatever it is you're smoking, but I sure as hell don't want any.
I'd be down for some.

This topic reminded me of that Flobots song.
Posted August 09, 2019
I, for one, welcome our new orbiting overlords.
Post edited August 09, 2019 by Grargar
Posted August 09, 2019
My standard lamp told me that she loves me. We marry tommorow. Wish us luck!
Posted August 09, 2019
Sky + Benetton = "satellite waves" :o
Posted August 09, 2019
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Lucian_Galca: Huh, the satellite mind control isn't working on me. My Bluetooth must need updated.
That's exactly what a mind controlling satellite robot would say!
Posted August 10, 2019
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joppo: It's important to emphasize that the robots care about colors. A lot. They even control your mind to force you to wear whatever colors they want you to wear. They're such fashionistas.

Next time I see someone wearing something that makes them look bizarre I'll remember that it's not their fault, the robots made them do it. Because they want to set the new trends.

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Cadaver747: Now I know why I don't like washing the dishes. It's all about robot overpowering my mind.

Note to self: masturbate 4 times or less; never snooze alarm for 5-10-15 mins; never be very happy while depressed and alone...
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joppo: Am I ok if I use numbers that don't divide by 5?
Ah anyway it doesn't matter, 5 is too few for me :-p
1. So then what is the reason behind people like Lady Gaga/other celebs wearing such weird clothing? Is it the more retarded satellites doing that? :|

2. Twenty freaking three is KEY, my man. ;)
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