Off-topic: guess i was a bit lucky in this one, at least the last part, because I'm female :)


Granted, but you screwed up the two first ones and must use the last one to undo the problems caused.


I wish people stop polluting Eartth.

granted. Have fun walking everywhere!

You didn't make a wish.

I wish jefequeso got the chance to make that wish.

Granted. I wish for you to have never made a wish.

You didn't corrupt my last wish. :/

OK. I never made my wish. Which was to let you make your wish. So you never made it. Your last post doesn't exist, so now the forum is broken.

I wish I never had to vacuum my apartment.

Granted, Your vacuum cleaner does it now by itself. But it does its work to good and vacuums various items in your apartment and somehow he learned how to vacuum your GOG collection off your GOG account and off your hard drive and off your backup media, so you have to rebuy all of them again.

I wish the phones stopped ringing.

Granted. Now they punch you, when someone is calling.

I wish I lived as a mighty Wizard on Fearûn (3rd Edition!)

Granted, although there was an earthquake, so you now live 6 feet under, although you don't really live anymore.

I wish an apple pie magically appeared on my desk. I'm hungry.

Granted, the apple pie made by The Queen that was intended for Snow White. Now you're gonna be kissed by Prince Charming if you're to survive.

I wish the Prince Charming french kissed VIPERs but fail to rescue him. :D

You asked for it...
Granted, Prince Charming kissed you, le_chevalier. He liked it so much, he made out with you for the next 94 days. Then he took you to his castle, where you are now his 53X slave. BTW, VIPER was kissed and saved by a beautiful princess and they live hapilly forever.

I wish there were trees that you could just "milk" instead of picking fruit off them and then turning them into juice.

I did, though! My wish was the corruption of your previous wish!

Wish-ception

Granted, but you're extremely allergic to such "milk". Something you don't discover until you have tried it. Let's hope you can get to a hospital in time...

I wish to reincarnate as a beautiful, intelligent woman in my next life.

Be honest, you just want to touch yourself.

Granted, This is how you will look in your next life. I hope it is what you have wanted, since beauty is not the same in every culture.

I'll try to be honest myself. I wish to be a boob bouncer. A guy who works at a plastic surgeon and tests the new assets of his patients after surgery.

We appreciate your honesty.

Granted. But there is a hell of a lot to do. To finish your tasks you have to take some of your work home with you.

She sues you for sexual harassment.

I wish I could feel gold deposits the moment I walk over them.

Granted, but greedy people discovered about this, then you are captured and forced to work as a live gold detector until the end of your life.

I wish Eath turn into a paradise.