http://astats.astats.nl/astats/Steam_Game_Info.php?AppID=791810

hours to 100%: 1.1

#achievements: 1810

= 24.4 achievements per minute ~ almost 1 achievement per 2.3 second.

fortune_p_dawg lawsuit incoming because of OP's title ;).Cheers

I feel almost tempted to buy it, frankly, just to get all the achievements.

Why, he's absolutely fine...

its only £0.0009 per achievement

I'll wishlist it and buy it in the next sale then.

thanks for putting that image in my head for the rest of the night XD

And on topic, I just spent the last three hours trying to get a StarCraft 2 achievement and at this point I'm about to blow my brains out.

I started going to walkthroughs and they're all written by condescension assholes. "Oh it's so easy, just do this."
NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKS! :O

I think achievements are there just to taunt us.
Steam are SATANIC for adding Achievements.
Achievements are hideous and EVIL, THEY ARE EVIL and they make you Morbidly obese they made me morbidly obese!

Removing Navel Lint Achievement

Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://astats.astats.nl/astats/Steam_Game_Info.php?AppID=656270

this little game has 12322 Achievements

my response to it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSN2PDmZa0

OP is clearly an amateur, *this* is how you hunt achievements on Steam. Check the bundles.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/675460/Achievement_Hunter_Cromulent/