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File this under "Make tons of money fast". Kuma Games, those guys that do those Army games based on news stories that happened a few days ago (that's probably why the maps are so... bland) and The Kill Point episodic games are back with a new game... in a pirate sim. So you play either as a crew member of a ship or the pirates. I hope there's going to be DLC, so I can play as a SEAL team member, sniping three Somali pirates and saving a captain. Much better than fantasizing about it while watching CNN.
I can hardly wait for the next gritty real-world game, Swine Flu Saga. Or School Shootouts In America. Or Six Days in Fallu--wait.
Do you guys think it's tasteless it's coming out so soon, and it's based on real-world events? Talk about it.
Post edited May 08, 2009 by michaelleung
games based on current events are cool as long as they are good games, and not just attempts to cash in on those events. otherwise it just turns into a gimmick.
if i recall correctly, kuma/war wasn't a stellar game.
Real games based on modern events done in a manner that explores both sides of the issue to make a coherent and compelling story and gameplay experience: Yes
Hey there's a story on the news, quick lets make a flash game before anyone else does!: No
That said, in a somali pirate sim I'd have to pick Wit & Charm and then sail around the african coast seducing governors daughters & looking for the silver train
Is the game called "Somali Pirates!" and is it made by Sid Meier?
'cos if it isn't, I don't want to know.
Well it is coming from Kuma Games. So I think you've answered your own question.
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Andy_Panthro: Is the game called "Somali Pirates!" and is it made by Sid Meier?
'cos if it isn't, I don't want to know.

Sorry, no.
I want to play a porno actress performances simulator....
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KingofGnG: I want to play a porno actress performances simulator....

wait. so you want to play as porno actress being shaged by four guys with 20inch manhoods?
That pirate game seems awesome. Me wants. hopefully there will be ship caring cargo full of computer games.
So then I can be real computer software Pirate!
Post edited May 09, 2009 by lukaszthegreat
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KingofGnG: I want to play a porno actress performances simulator....
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lukaszthegreat: wait. so you want to play as porno actress being shaged by four guys with 20inch manhoods?
That pirate game seems awesome. Me wants. hopefully there will be ship caring cargo full of computer games.
So then I can be real computer software Pirate!

ARRRRRR!
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KingofGnG: I want to play a porno actress performances simulator....
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lukaszthegreat: wait. so you want to play as porno actress being shaged by four guys with 20inch manhoods?
That pirate game seems awesome. Me wants. hopefully there will be ship caring cargo full of computer games.
So then I can be real computer software Pirate!

Uhm.... thinking again about that, I think I'll go for the somali pirate simulator too (to do: stop drinking on early morning....)....