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Posted June 16, 2013
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011284mm: bl****
Took me a second, I always found British curse words to be a bit inexplicable.

Glad to see you are still with us, however. :)
Posted June 16, 2013
What a... healthy relationship this is... :P
Posted June 16, 2013
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keeveek: What a... healthy relationship this is... :P
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, whilst being annoyed but not killing your partner makes you realise just how much you love them.
Posted June 16, 2013
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Shaolin_sKunk: Took me a second, I always found British curse words to be a bit inexplicable.

Glad to see you are still with us, however. :)
Blasted? Ican't think of anything else.
Posted June 16, 2013
This is all so weird xD
Posted June 16, 2013
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tinyE: What's a girlfriend?
http://www.crabbygolightly.com/images/blowup_doll.jpg
Posted June 16, 2013
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tinyE: What's a girlfriend?
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scampywiak: http://www.crabbygolightly.com/images/blowup_doll.jpg
Oh, I'm not sure. What if she doesn't like me? She seems a little too sophisticated for me.
Posted June 16, 2013
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011284mm: So my girlfriend will be returning from a week away on work tonight. She told me before she went away that I never do enough for her and that she wants me to do something surprising for her return.... Well they do say, "be careful what you wish for."

So, I have a plan to take her out to her favorite restaurant once she feels like going out, and two books for her to read once home. The thing is that just felt a little under whelming, a little too normal.
So... I also bought a stag-do blow-up doll (god is she a troll), a snow white outfit for the doll and a red wig off a friend's little girl.
The doll is now 'sleeping' (I wanted sleeping beauty, but the dress was twice the price) in my girlfriend's favorite chair, with the two books beside her, awaiting the girlfriends return. (See the pictures below.)
There is also a reason my Snow White is deliberately a redhead instead of black hair.
My girlfriend knows I like redheads and always gets wound-up when I watch or play anything with a female redhead in a prominent position. When she read in one of her magazines about the woman playing Dr.Who's Amy Pond she banned me from watching Dr. Who on the television. So the red wig should be like a red flag to a bull.

When I told my friends about my idea for a prank they wished me the best of luck and told me that they look forward to any future injuries.
One also could not get it into their head that it is basically a balloon, so she has no openings, and kept wanting to buy the doll after I was finished with my prank.

I said I would send them pictures before and after this all happens, and I though I would like to share my crazy idea of fun with everyone.
So, I will post the aftermath tomorrow.

I also would like to know if anyone else ever did something like this to their girlfriend/boyfriend. Future ideas are always welcome.

What happened - (http://www.gog.com/forum/general/suprising_the_girlfriend/post30)
I have an idea that will surprise the fuck out of her. When she gets back, dump her ass. And then tell her, you are doing this so you can be with this redhead girl you met.
Post edited June 16, 2013 by langurmonkey
Posted June 16, 2013
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Shaolin_sKunk: Took me a second, I always found British curse words to be a bit inexplicable.

Glad to see you are still with us, however. :)
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BlueMooner: Blasted? Ican't think of anything else.
Bloody
Bugger is another one I find odd but apparently it's pretty bad.

Pardon my...
...English
Posted June 16, 2013
This is not the way to go mate. You should rather enlarge your dick with a miraculous cream instead.
Posted June 16, 2013
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Shaolin_sKunk: Bloody
Bugger is another one I find odd but apparently it's pretty bad.

Pardon my...
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Doesn't bugger just mean annoying? If not, I have so apologies to make... XD
Posted June 16, 2013
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Shaolin_sKunk: Bloody
Bugger is another one I find odd but apparently it's pretty bad.

Pardon my...
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DarkoD13: Doesn't bugger just mean annoying? If not, I have so apologies to make... XD
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugger#Etymology

More describe someone who approaches sex "in an "inverse" way"... enough said.
Posted June 16, 2013
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DarkoD13: Doesn't bugger just mean annoying? If not, I have so apologies to make... XD
I think it also means fucking someone in the ass...
Posted June 16, 2013
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Shaolin_sKunk: Bloody
Bugger is another one I find odd but apparently it's pretty bad.
*smack* I didn't think of bloody. However it's not nearly serious enough to censor. Bugger is worse, but still middle of the road as far as swears go.

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tinyE: Oh, I'm not sure. What if she doesn't like me? She seems a little too sophisticated for me.
Oh I don't think so. Just between you and me, she's a bit of a ditz. Not much between the ears if you know what I mean. She is a great dancer though, very light on her feet. She's also incredibly soft-hearted. I guess her only real flaw is that you have to be careful what you say around her... she's very thin-skinned. Say the wrong thing and she won't speak to you for days.
Posted June 16, 2013
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DarkoD13: Doesn't bugger just mean annoying? If not, I have so apologies to make... XD
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Licurg: I think it also means fucking someone in the ass...
This definitely would be annoying for the ass...
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