So THAT"S why my dog licks his ass.

That has to be an April Fools joke that got posted on the wrong day.

There's no way that anyone could think there's a market for that. Well, no human market at least. Dogs eat their own shit anyway. So there's some potential at least.

That's just... no.

No.

"Eat shit and LIVE!"

:laugh:

I already have tons of recipes in mind.

"Excuse me waiter. This burger tastes like shit!"

"It IS shit."

"Oh. My compliments to the chef."

That reminds me of the rat burger scene in Demolition Man. Only this would be about a thousand times worse. Hell, this makes rat burgers look appetising.

+1 for the Demolition Man reference! Great, under-appreciated movie!

Funnily enough, I do now.

Well, I guess it is one way to solve the inevitable world food crisis.

Still don't think I want to eat sh!t burgers, even if they do taste like steak.

Too right. It's definitely one of the, if not the best action hero movie to come out of the 90s. Surprisingly still relevant today given that it pretty much pre-dates the rise of the politically correct society it mocks.

Veggies might not like the idea of where meat comes from, but given where shit burgers come from I'd rather eat the damn cow while it was still mooing.

You mean, they already do.

I have no words for this.

Yes, definitely, and point taken. If the choice was sh!t steak or nothing, it's a no brainer.
Perhaps these will do (weird, can't find a clip of this that isn't from the AVGN episode.)