Thespian*: That's surely a misunderstanding. In fact, Vulcans barely smell (Human smelling is overwhelming to us, though). About the cheese, Vulcan mouses don't like cheese (they prefer strawberries :D), no reason to steal it. ;)
Psyringe: Leucius probably mixed your species up with
this well-known extraterrestrial broccoli, on his mission to to bang as many Earth women as possible (I'm sure there's some way to interpret "steal the cheese" that way), as depicted in the erotic sci-fi masterpiece
Galactic Gigolo.
I did, in fact, confuse the two.
Hmm... That would explain why I weigh more in the morning than at night....
And why you end up at bed with unknown women... :p
It's been a long time since I've bedded an unknown woman. Now I'm sad D: