(We secretly swapped niniendowarrior's generic brand coffee with Foldgers sausages, lets see if he notices...) :)

*gasp* *gasp*

I was left 4 dead with only a half life!!!

So what was the last part in Trid's code? I noticed his first three posts / parts earlier but not the 4th. So I wonder if it was hidden somehow (how?) in one of his later posts.

considering they both go in his morning enema anyway...

That's a pretty crappy situation there...

and you took a portal to end-up there ;)

Yarp! As was the order!
Where do you think i get my ammo?!

The first rule of fight club is... :)
Well if only he wouldn't sit around playing XCOM: Enema Unknown so much in the morning!

it was a portal filled with DOTA 2 keys!

Although, probably necessary to preserve life on Earth, or we'd all be swimming in DOTA2 keys. :)

I have no clue where you get half your crap from. I figured you pulled it out your arse somehow.

Lol I see what you did there :P

Do not worry. They are protected by a team fortress!

Don't worry... The valve will eventually close his puns off. But he still survived his half-life as a free man..

That may be true but don't forget there is an opposing force building up and when they launch their attack it could be a total day of defeat unless they launch a counter strike quickly enough. Even then that could totally fail and ricochet back on them.