What if it's a GOLDEN Desert Eagle?

that just adds the word Twat into the description

Duke Nukem has a golden Deagle, you wouldn't call him a twat (not to his face, anyway).

I think if you did, he would remind you that his testicles are made of an alloy consisting of iron and carbon.

There's a psychological condition attached to liking blinged up guns, its called "Being a cunt"
And no I'd not say that to duke's face. I'd call him a roided up, small penised dickhead with an intellect to embarass a chimp. (I have a real problem with people thinking they're impressive when they're clearly nothing special, I can't stop myself from calling them on it)

Weclock my good Sir: That was sufficiently twisted and disturbing. You are now truly part of internet.

So the next time someone wins "+1 Internets", does that men they'll get a little bit of weclock?

I'm not sure thats entirely hygenic! Its probably how you get swine flu

I want nothing to do with his meaty intruder, pork or otherwise.