Posted December 03, 2012
Oh boy, I have a laundry list of titles for this thread:
The entire Half-Life series: Sorry, but I think the Half Life games aren't anything special. Yes, Half Life was revolutionary as a game when it came out, but it's one of those games I start playing only to get incredibly bored with it 2 hours in. Even when it was new. It had frustrating combat, annoying platforming sequences, and a story that really didn't make much sense. And let's not even get started on Xen. HL2 was, again, a good engine, but still, the story and hype over it is something I will never get.
Pokemon: If I wanted to play an RPG, I'll play Dragon Quest or Final Fantasy. Constant grinding is already tedious with 8 characters. Now you want me to do it for 250? Piss off.
Halo: This got me in a huge fanboy argument on Youtube, but I stand by it. Halo would have been a better game had it been released on PC/Mac since it would have at least offered more variation on environments. However, after seeing their choice of level design, I doubt it would have made that much of a difference. It's a very lackluster game and I never understood the joy for it when it came out. Note that I am only referring to Halo, not the sequels, as I have only played and beaten the original.
Portal: I know I could get stoned for saying this, but it is hugely overrated. Yes, it's a fun game, charming, and quirky. But while it is fun, I don't think it is the most amazing, jizz-in-your-pants style game ever. Glados is awesome, Stephen Merchant and JK Simmons do an excellent job bringing their characters to life, but I don't think it's a game that deserved to sweep award shows.
Zelda 64: Ocarina of Time: To this day the only game I've fallen asleep playing. Nowhere near as good as LttP as someone earlier stated. Even Twilight Princess is better and that's basically the same game with a fresh coat of paint and black blobs attacking.
Any Call of Duty after Modern Warfare: I think it's obvious why.
The entire Half-Life series: Sorry, but I think the Half Life games aren't anything special. Yes, Half Life was revolutionary as a game when it came out, but it's one of those games I start playing only to get incredibly bored with it 2 hours in. Even when it was new. It had frustrating combat, annoying platforming sequences, and a story that really didn't make much sense. And let's not even get started on Xen. HL2 was, again, a good engine, but still, the story and hype over it is something I will never get.
Pokemon: If I wanted to play an RPG, I'll play Dragon Quest or Final Fantasy. Constant grinding is already tedious with 8 characters. Now you want me to do it for 250? Piss off.
Halo: This got me in a huge fanboy argument on Youtube, but I stand by it. Halo would have been a better game had it been released on PC/Mac since it would have at least offered more variation on environments. However, after seeing their choice of level design, I doubt it would have made that much of a difference. It's a very lackluster game and I never understood the joy for it when it came out. Note that I am only referring to Halo, not the sequels, as I have only played and beaten the original.
Portal: I know I could get stoned for saying this, but it is hugely overrated. Yes, it's a fun game, charming, and quirky. But while it is fun, I don't think it is the most amazing, jizz-in-your-pants style game ever. Glados is awesome, Stephen Merchant and JK Simmons do an excellent job bringing their characters to life, but I don't think it's a game that deserved to sweep award shows.
Zelda 64: Ocarina of Time: To this day the only game I've fallen asleep playing. Nowhere near as good as LttP as someone earlier stated. Even Twilight Princess is better and that's basically the same game with a fresh coat of paint and black blobs attacking.
Any Call of Duty after Modern Warfare: I think it's obvious why.