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Posted March 03, 2012
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michaelleung: I've killed my roommate using a paperclip, some cellophane and nearly full box of dental floss and I need help disposing the body. Anyone with some murdering experience (or worked as an aide for Karl Rove, same thing) who can help? I don't have much in the way of tools, but I do have last week's issue of The Economist and a secondhand Fleshlight.
As far as your original problem is concerned, head down to Niagara Falls and set up an elaborate sketch about how you're trying to convince him not to commit suicide. Make sure lots of people see (not difficult), but not too closely (more difficult). Depending on the state of decomposition, you may need to cover him from head to foot, so pick a cold day. You might want to actually stage it below the falls, as it is more likely that they will never recover the body. The sketch ends, of course, with you making an heroic but ultimately unsuccessful attempt to save his life.
Posted March 03, 2012
Hide him in your belly.

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
Posted March 03, 2012
Just call The Wolf.
Posted March 03, 2012
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irawesome: This might sound stupid, but is this scenario or the real thing?
Yes, it's real, and I actually have killed my roommate using paperclip, some cellophane and nearly full box of dental floss. That's also why I'm asking for help in hiding a body on an Internet forum.
Posted March 03, 2012
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michaelleung: Fuck you. This is important.
After you hide the body, okay?
Posted March 03, 2012
Try combining the objects in your inventory. If that fails, try interacting with them; maybe you'll get something you can use.
Post edited March 03, 2012 by Whitecroc
Posted March 03, 2012
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michaelleung: Yes, it's real, and I actually have killed my roommate using paperclip, some cellophane and nearly full box of dental floss. That's also why I'm asking for help in hiding a body on an Internet forum.
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irawesome: OK...I'm not gonna reply to you if this is actually true. Whatever
Where do idiots like you come from? Is there a breeding farm where they use the semen of Dr. Demento?
Posted March 03, 2012
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irawesome: Maybe you didn't see the "if".
Maybe you didn't see the blindingly obvious sarcasm in my last reply to you. Anyone with half a brain would know better.

Can we have some classier trolls in this forum, please? The one we have right now is broken and doesn't come with a travel adapter.
Post edited March 03, 2012 by michaelleung
Posted March 03, 2012
You're right, it is for publicity. I'm trying to sell Johnson & Johnson's REACH® Waxed Dental Floss. Are you getting tired of all those sticky and rough brands of dental floss from the competition? Thanks to REACH® Waxed Dental Floss, you no longer have to worry about that! Simply tear off some floss, pop it into your teeth and slide it back and forth.

REACH® Waxed Dental Floss: It's what Jesus would have wanted
Posted March 03, 2012
Local graveyard > Freshly dug grave > shovel...
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