I probably shouldn't spend so much time on the onetruegod part of Reddit..

In to help out but not in for the Bullfrog pack.

"something funny"
Ah well, PM sent, thank you for the giveaway +science

PM'ed. Before I forget, "something funny".

I don't know if you're trying to triple bluff...

Its not Dickens? I was sure it was him as young
who was the gay one that got thrown in jail for being gay?
MY bad I always confuse Oscar Wilde and Charles Dickens I don't know why

Pm'd

oh and

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb
A: Fish

For Science! Not in, but thanks and +1 :-)

PM sent.

(from notalwaysright.com)

(A passenger comes through my security checkpoint at the airport. She is the most scatterbrained individual I have ever seen, and has had to go through the metal detector three times: once for her belt, another time for her hairclips, and finally, for her dog tags.)

Passenger: “Geez, I’m sorry, you know? I don’t mean to be so brain dead.”

Me: “It’s fine, ma’am.”

(I hand the passenger her dogtags and sees she’s in the Navy.)

Me: “Oh, my brother is in the Navy. What do you do?”

Passenger: *laughs sheepishly* “You’ll love this. I work on a nuclear reactor.”

Though not really funny if real :D

I'm in and I sent a PM. This was funny to me:http://www.cracked.com/article_20443_5-ways-you-didnt-realize-youre-making-your-pet-hate-you.html The first thing on the list is about a book telling people to do things to dogs that dogs absolutely hate.

There are two assured things in life: death and taxes.

"Something funny"...nah, that sucks :/ How about this: "Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Count me in! :D

So true :(