Posted January 29, 2014
high rated
A game that emerged from another thread but it was OT so I decided to start a proper thread. Rules are simple: use the games you own here as a playing cards. Let me copy what we made in another thread and you will immediately know what is it about:
- Postal dude went full redneck rampage but the Pharaoh's curse got it him fair and square (or super hexagonal to be more exact). In the mean time the other half of Pharaoh card - Cleopatra - managed to seduce Jack Keane.
- Pharao/Cleopatra will be a hard to beat card, with only its innovation stat being low.
The Jack Keane card will have one special power: when you play it, your opponent is on freeze and can't do anything for xy turns!
- Unless seduced by Tomb Raider
- aw crap, early powerplay....i haven't got anything to seduce Lara with in my deck so I'm countering with Kate Walker (immune to Lara's, uhm, personality) and play on Syberia's story stat.
- I'm waking the Sleeping Dragon from Broken Sword 3. His fire breath will counter Siberia's climate while lame sokoban-like puzzles infesting Broken Sword 3 will make Kate burst into tears (it only works on characters from good adventure games). Gotcha!
- Dragon? This is serious...I could call upon my Darklands party to deal with this but since the power of the Broken Sword dragon is unknown to me and my party is weak, I invoke the rock volley tactical power from Stronghold Crusader Extreme. Fire won't harm my castle because it's filled with wells and ballistae on every tower will keep the dragon away. Rock volley comes from the sky so your only option is to retreat into your cave (don't know if your dragon has one, but I assume it has) and play another card.
To which my answer is: I invoke special command: Papers, Please! And while the defenders of your castle are in panic (they don't even know where are their papers, heck, most of them can't even read) The Order of the EZIC Star blows your castle up.
And now you have to counter my attack! Ready? Go!
- Postal dude went full redneck rampage but the Pharaoh's curse got it him fair and square (or super hexagonal to be more exact). In the mean time the other half of Pharaoh card - Cleopatra - managed to seduce Jack Keane.
- Pharao/Cleopatra will be a hard to beat card, with only its innovation stat being low.
The Jack Keane card will have one special power: when you play it, your opponent is on freeze and can't do anything for xy turns!
- Unless seduced by Tomb Raider
- aw crap, early powerplay....i haven't got anything to seduce Lara with in my deck so I'm countering with Kate Walker (immune to Lara's, uhm, personality) and play on Syberia's story stat.
- I'm waking the Sleeping Dragon from Broken Sword 3. His fire breath will counter Siberia's climate while lame sokoban-like puzzles infesting Broken Sword 3 will make Kate burst into tears (it only works on characters from good adventure games). Gotcha!
- Dragon? This is serious...I could call upon my Darklands party to deal with this but since the power of the Broken Sword dragon is unknown to me and my party is weak, I invoke the rock volley tactical power from Stronghold Crusader Extreme. Fire won't harm my castle because it's filled with wells and ballistae on every tower will keep the dragon away. Rock volley comes from the sky so your only option is to retreat into your cave (don't know if your dragon has one, but I assume it has) and play another card.
To which my answer is: I invoke special command: Papers, Please! And while the defenders of your castle are in panic (they don't even know where are their papers, heck, most of them can't even read) The Order of the EZIC Star blows your castle up.
And now you have to counter my attack! Ready? Go!