Yep, but that's not an original Mojito anymore. When I order a Mojito, I expect to get an original Mojito and nothing else. Unless they write Mojito with crushed limes on the menu, in which case I'd order something else,

hot sake (in the glass) dropped in to a tall glass of sapporo.

Reading this post is making me want a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Would that me with or without the slice of lemon?

With, of course.

oh, that explains something, the one i drank was more of a green puddle of mint

Mixed drinks are for ponces.
Liquor was meant to be drank the manly way - straight and out of the bottle!
The pic below will instruct you further...

Creme de menthe FTW. If I drink beer it's Stella or Tuborg.

There is no lemon in a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is "like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick". Yes, I'm a geek ;-)

In the US, both California and New York (the only places I've had mojitos), they usually come with both lime and mint. I would say a healthy amount of mint (which the drink is based on) with maybe 1-2 lime wedges crushed on the bottom with some sugar and alcohol. I like mojitos though, but without lime it wouldn't be a mojito.
I also enjoy sake, wine, beer (of most types), black/white russians (kahlua + vodka, milk optional),

It was definitely a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick ...

Malibu ;)

Beer, Original.

that makes me ill