44. Every new white-haired guy with a tie.

I think Damuna is dead.

Damn , I think I did it :( Fucking Ohio....

Drink every time someone says "too close to call"

45. Every time said tie is more stupid than the previous one.

Yeah, I think that might have been a bit too much. Liver probably exploded.

Jan 2010 to Nov 2012
Lived too fast and Died too young
Oh my god! It's a zombie!! Grab your torches and pitchforks!!!

46. They start hinting about the candidates for the 2016 election

47. Every time a black guy tries to be "objective" about Obama.

49. Someone saying "mormon" .

50. Every time someone uses the term "bell weather" (bellweather?) like it's a common word that gets tossed around in normal conversation.

51. Every time somebody says Secret Muslim.

Well I keep updating my yahoo page and yea romney is winning...well we are screwed...

52. Every time CNN tries to hide their democrat bias.

You know they are out there...waiting-or am I thinking about the grays. Whatever. THEY ARE OUT THERE PEOPLE!!! *gets out tin foil cap*

edit:
53. Everytime faux news fails to cover up their right wing bias

54. Whenever midterm elections are mentioned :)