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Posted June 18, 2013
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Randalator: I didn't get one. Apparently I'm too sexy and women feel intimidated, thinking they'll never have a shot with me. It's not easy being me. :(

My God, why hast thou cursed me with so much awesomeness?
It could be worse. You could be a pineapple.
Posted June 18, 2013
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dr.zli: here's Lydia

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13363314/warcraft-nerd-south-park.jpg

>.<
Awwww!!! :D
Posted June 18, 2013
Got the same Message from the same user as OP yesterday (17 hrs ago right now)
Posted June 18, 2013
LOL, some of your responses are hilarious... ^_^

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Bigs: Lydia?
Is she "sworn to carry your burdens"?
LMAO... Hopefully not, I don't want to take "an arrow in the knee..." *

( * = for Nords, taking an arrow in the knee, is way of getting married... in a bad way... :P )
Posted June 18, 2013
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Azrael360: LMAO... Hopefully not, I don't want to take "an arrow in the knee..." *

( * = for Nords, taking an arrow in the knee, is way of getting married... in a bad way... :P )
Is that the fantasy equivalent of a shotgun wedding?
Posted June 18, 2013
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Randalator: Is that the fantasy equivalent of a shotgun wedding?
Shotgun wedding. A case of wife or death.
Posted June 18, 2013
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BlueMooner: So... what are you wearing?
I knew it all along; you're Jake, from State Farm!
Posted June 18, 2013
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Gabelvampir: Got the same Message from the same user as OP yesterday (17 hrs ago right now)
So... we can add to the list that she's a cheater... (:P)
Posted June 18, 2013
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Azrael360: So... we can add to the list that she's a cheater... (:P)
She's not ready to settle down just yet. Stop judging her!
Posted June 18, 2013
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Gabelvampir: Got the same Message from the same user as OP yesterday (17 hrs ago right now)
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Azrael360: So... we can add to the list that she's a cheater... (:P)
I think she is just REALLY looking around
Posted June 18, 2013
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Randalator: Is that the fantasy equivalent of a shotgun wedding?
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JMich: Shotgun wedding.
I never understood what this expression meant

is it like an American thing or something for "Forced Marriage"?
Posted June 18, 2013
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JMich: Shotgun wedding.
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Roman5: I never understood what this expression meant

is it like an American thing or something for "Forced Marriage"?
Not only American, but it does require access to a shotgun.

Father catches you with his young daughter (16? 18?). Since you have dishonored her, you have to make things right, thus you will marry her. And don't even think about not doing it, because the family's honour is more important than your life, and the father will willingly spend the rest of his life in prison than let you go free.
Posted June 18, 2013
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TwoHandedSword: I knew it all along; you're Jake, from State Farm!
Well, I am wearing khakis...

I guess nobody knows that Lydia has tattoos?

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Azrael360: So... we can add to the list that she's a cheater... (:P)
The word is player, not cheater.

And besides, Lydia knows what she wants in life and doesn't have time for indecision. She wants real men who aren't afraid to grab opportunity when it comes knocking. Your hesitation cost you Azrael, as clearly you weren't the man for her. She's already moved on, continuing to look for a man who recognizes the rare chance of an obviously beautiful woman in their reach.

Happy hour only lasts so long, and you missed out on that bundle.
Post edited June 18, 2013 by BlueMooner
Posted June 18, 2013
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Roman5: I never understood what this expression meant

is it like an American thing or something for "Forced Marriage"?
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JMich: Not only American, but it does require access to a shotgun.

Father catches you with his young daughter (16? 18?). Since you have dishonored her, you have to make things right, thus you will marry her. And don't even think about not doing it, because the family's honour is more important than your life, and the father will willingly spend the rest of his life in prison than let you go free.
And then there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=8Y68ru-6rPo#t=363s
Posted June 18, 2013
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HypersomniacLive: And then there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=8Y68ru-6rPo#t=363s
Yeap. That's why a shotgun wedding is usually arranged in less than 24 hours ;)
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