It could be worse. You could be a pineapple.

Awwww!!! :D

LOL, some of your responses are hilarious... ^_^

LMAO... Hopefully not, I don't want to take "an arrow in the knee..." *

( * = for Nords, taking an arrow in the knee, is way of getting married... in a bad way... :P )

Is that the fantasy equivalent of a shotgun wedding?

Shotgun wedding. A case of wife or death.

I knew it all along; you're Jake, from State Farm!

So... we can add to the list that she's a cheater... (:P)

She's not ready to settle down just yet. Stop judging her!

I think she is just REALLY looking around

I never understood what this expression meant

is it like an American thing or something for "Forced Marriage"?

Not only American, but it does require access to a shotgun.

Father catches you with his young daughter (16? 18?). Since you have dishonored her, you have to make things right, thus you will marry her. And don't even think about not doing it, because the family's honour is more important than your life, and the father will willingly spend the rest of his life in prison than let you go free.

Well, I am wearing khakis...

I guess nobody knows that Lydia has tattoos?

EDIT

The word is player, not cheater.

And besides, Lydia knows what she wants in life and doesn't have time for indecision. She wants real men who aren't afraid to grab opportunity when it comes knocking. Your hesitation cost you Azrael, as clearly you weren't the man for her. She's already moved on, continuing to look for a man who recognizes the rare chance of an obviously beautiful woman in their reach.

Happy hour only lasts so long, and you missed out on that bundle.

And then there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8Y68ru-6rPo#t=363s

Yeap. That's why a shotgun wedding is usually arranged in less than 24 hours ;)