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bevinator: So I think it's probably not spam, but rather a hideously overweight dude in his 40s who wants to cyber with you.
^ This.

When we were teens, some of my friends used to hang around dating sites and pretend to be hot chicks in their 20s to get guys to do all sort of crazy things.

It worked. I will not mention some of the things they got guys to do, because it would not be appropriate for this forum.

Whenever I've met chicks through online dating, I always started from the assumption that whoever I was writing to was not who "she" said she was.
I'm jealous. I can't even get a SpamBot to get fresh with me. :P
At first I thought she just read The Sleepless by Graham Masterton and has some really weird fantasies, so she went looking for Azrael.
Then I remembered it was Azazel, not Azrael :)
Go for it, Azrael! She's totally into you! :D
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tfishell: Should I contact her with my throwaway email address and see what she says?
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yyahoo: Absolutely! Post the picture she sends you too. Make sure that you send her one of Scott Baio circa de Charles in Charge.
Done! And now we wait for tits.
I think we all caught something just from reading this. :-)

edit: I remember getting one of these last year
Post edited June 17, 2013 by DieRuhe
LOL (:D)
Nice picture, with the name and everything! (:P)

I just notice that that "Lydie" profile has an avatar, here is maxed out to the max from the PM with the browser... It's all I have (:P)
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Post edited June 17, 2013 by Azrael360
Awesome!
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bevinator: The big red flags here aren't the June 2013 register date, the 0 rep, or the reference to your "profile."
It's the email address. Who puts "beautiful" as their email?

So I think it's probably not spam, but rather a hideously overweight dude in his 40s who wants to cyber with you.
Thought of this straight away: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fat-bastard.jpg
True story, In college I actually had a strange girl call and try to hit on me. I'll never forget when the conversation turned.

Hello?
Hi, is Bill there?
Sorry, you have the wrong number.
Are you sure, he was there last semester.
No, I've been here all year, no Bill.
C'mon, I know he's there, put him on.
Look, I'm telling you, you have the wrong number.
So, there's really no Bill there?
No.
(pause)
So... what are you wearing?
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BlueMooner: True story, In college I actually had a strange girl call and try to hit on me. I'll never forget when the conversation turned.

Hello?
Hi, is Bill there?
Sorry, you have the wrong number.
Are you sure, he was there last semester.
No, I've been here all year, no Bill.
C'mon, I know he's there, put him on.
Look, I'm telling you, you have the wrong number.
So, there's really no Bill there?
No.
(pause)
So... what are you wearing?
Lol! That's absolutely fantastic :D
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Azrael360: LOL (:D)
Nice picture, with the name and everything! (:P)

I just notice that that "Lydie" profile has an avatar, here is maxed out to the max from the PM with the browser... It's all I have (:P)
Ah, an Iowa farm girl - sweet and wholesome!
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Dzsono: Lol! That's absolutely fantastic :D
For those that missed it, she mentioned Bill had been there the semester before when he obviously hadn't. So she knew when she called there was no Bill at my number.

I must admit I'd never had a sex line call me.

Funny thing was, the conversation continued after that. She couldn't accept that I wasn't into whatever kind of phone sex she was after. She really couldn't accept it.
Post edited June 17, 2013 by BlueMooner
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BlueMooner: True story, In college I actually had a strange girl call and try to hit on me. I'll never forget when the conversation turned.

Hello?
Hi, is Bill there?
Sorry, you have the wrong number.
Are you sure, he was there last semester.
No, I've been here all year, no Bill.
C'mon, I know he's there, put him on.
Look, I'm telling you, you have the wrong number.
So, there's really no Bill there?
No.
(pause)
So... what are you wearing?
Ha ha! ^_^
That was funny... (:P)
Is that you momo o.o?