orcishgamer: Please explain what characters they are supposed to be. Very funny pic, at any rate.
Interesting story. The guy on the right was once one of the premier male ballerinas in Russia, specializing in the works of Stravinsky. Not only was he very talented and graceful, but also very patriotic for his motherland. So when the request came straight from Putin himself to test a new compound designed to give the Russian soldiers the genetic ability they needed to replace Georgia with Georgia, our young dancer emphatically said yes.
Tragedy struck, however, when the compound overreacted to the dancer's as yet unannounced low glucose levels! His hair fell out, his mind fell out, his (ahem) fell out, and he was generally worse off than before. Still with a strong will, he desired to maintain his art, but his grace was gone, and he was only able to do very bad spins on one foot while saying 'Hey George!' and drooling. Eventually this led to a lack of excercise and the bodily shape you currently see. To replace his hair he decided to get a wig, but due to his dimwitted wits he ended up buying the shiniest one. It did not help his career and was also a bit scratch.
The woman on the left is ... I dunno. Moral support?