Posted January 15, 2023
Banned for being an OG.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted January 15, 2023
^ banned for being an OGre
Mr_Whiffles
Barbarian
Registered: Feb 2016
From United States
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted January 15, 2023
Banned because only a T-Rex would be opposed to that.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted January 15, 2023
banned, because after expensive study, and a doctoral thesis, I can verify unequivocally that numerous other theropods would likely be opposed as well
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned for showing off your money.
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned for showing off your invisible money.
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned for coveting ST0N3L3SS's crypto money.
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned for thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's crypto-wallet.
neumi5694
Survived the human apocalypse
Registered: May 2011
From Italy
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned himself by holy handgrenade of Antioch until "five", against the Lord's instructions. Thou shalt remember:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Post edited January 16, 2023 by neumi5694
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted January 16, 2023
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned because the user was clearly referring to a grenade in the shape of a hand, thus a handgrenade.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted January 16, 2023
^ banned for being factually incorrect, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, being the specific ordnance in question, is ornate to the point of ostentation, yet is most certainly not a hand-shaped device
Vinry_.
Stop asking about my other half!
Registered: Dec 2016
From Indonesia
Posted January 16, 2023
Banned because I'm reminded of that one holy grenade from the Worms games.
neumi5694
Survived the human apocalypse
Registered: May 2011
From Italy
Posted January 16, 2023
^Banned for making Captain Obvious look like an amateur :)