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Jesus, now I'm depressed. :P
Leslie Nielsen narrating a bat, praying mantis battle
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tinyE: Pizza is like sex.

Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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StarChan: But if you had to abstain from either sex or pizza for the rest of your life, whch would you choose?
I would choose sex for life of course. What question is that? Pizza is good, yummy and delicious, yes, but anyone could live without pizza. It far easier to substitute pizza with calzone (or pasta with cheese if calzone, pizzette and similar products are forbidden). But you just can't replace sex (we are talking of all kinds of sex, right?) with sport activity or art, or even hard labor.

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tinyE: Jesus, now I'm depressed. :P
Eh... paid services, I heard it's legal in your country (presumably USA).
Post edited May 29, 2019 by Cadaver747
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Cadaver747: But you just can't replace sex
I do with Video Games, Fuck me and fuck my life!
Post edited May 30, 2019 by fr33kSh0w2012
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Cadaver747: But you just can't replace sex
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fr33kSh0w2012: I do with Video Games, Fuck me and fuck my life!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8OlNVhdKSY

Video games are great at entertaining and that's probably it. If for some reason I wouldn't be able to have any sex activity then I would try yoga instead.
mine was reading Seneca and Schopenhauer and realizing that, at best, we all live a short life, get old, weak and decrepit, and almost certainly ill, and then die. Or, the last part of the journey happens sooner, which is observable in the world you live in.

''For happiness is but an illusion: as soon as you reached your goal, you feel as empty as you felt before reaching it. For this reason, the best thing one can hope for, is not happiness, but insight.''.

Which is what Plato meant by : ''Always becoming, but never being!'', i.e. you feel excited while reaching your goal, but once you have done it, it becomes almost worthless, so you look for another goal to reach.

Sorry about killing the mood, but it's all true.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by escapist23
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StarChan: But if you had to abstain from either sex or pizza for the rest of your life, whch would you choose?
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Cadaver747: I would choose sex for life of course. What question is that? Pizza is good, yummy and delicious, yes, but anyone could live without pizza. It far easier to substitute pizza with calzone (or pasta with cheese if calzone, pizzette and similar products are forbidden). But you just can't replace sex (we are talking of all kinds of sex, right?) with sport activity or art, or even hard labor.

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tinyE: Jesus, now I'm depressed. :P
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Cadaver747: Eh... paid services, I heard it's legal in your country (presumably USA).
I think i could help you with that.
If you want to find somebody you better not playing games all the time .
Even if you want to sit at home you go to some social media,dating services like this https://www.flirt.com/ and find somebody.
You can also use tinder and find somebody interesting.
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okkkorniienko:
You decided to help me because I chose sex for life, or because I suggested some "escort" (ahem) services to fellow GOGer? And thanks for the link, it's indeed very helpful
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escapist23: Schopenhauer...
Very-very good reading that is. Suitable for all ages (almost), should be studied at schools imo.
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escapist23: Which is what Plato meant by : ''Always becoming, but never being!'', i.e. you feel excited while reaching your goal, but once you have done it, it becomes almost worthless, so you look for another goal to reach.
Yeah, I spent months thinking about what happiness is and decided that it is reaching goal which can't be reached. The whole journey for that very goal is happiness. I'm not a very happy man, but at least I learned how to smile in the face of ugly reality. And our life is the best thing we have, because we have no choice to select, not at the moment really. Carpe diem!
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Post edited May 29, 2019 by Cadaver747
Well, I'm visiting my family for the first time in four years, and my almost-four-year-old son has been getting along with his cousin really well. Even though they've just met, they're like peas and carrots, always playing together on the jungle gym my mother installed in the backyard. They're even buying candy and donuts for each other. I had been worried that they wouldn't get along, given that my niece has her father's stubbornness (and her mother's potty mouth) and my son is just as hard-headed (if less prone to swearing). But no, all my worries have been unfounded.

Oh, and I'm also digging through the attic and digitizing pictures. I found a few of my childhood dog, Rolly, who passed in 2002 and I'm very happy to have found that good girl again!
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StarChan: But if you had to abstain from either sex or pizza for the rest of your life, whch would you choose?
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Cadaver747: I would choose sex for life of course. What question is that? Pizza is good, yummy and delicious, yes, but anyone could live without pizza. It far easier to substitute pizza with calzone (or pasta with cheese if calzone, pizzette and similar products are forbidden). But you just can't replace sex (we are talking of all kinds of sex, right?) with sport activity or art, or even hard labor.

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tinyE: Jesus, now I'm depressed. :P
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Cadaver747: Eh... paid services, I heard it's legal in your country (presumably USA).
I think I may have to make a thread about this.
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StarChan: I think I may have to make a thread about this.
Yes, and please add a link to pizza thread as well for counter measures.
The problem is that I'm no good around woman.

When I approach a girl, I become a wreck. I get dizzy. I feel like I can't breath, I can't see.

I used to think it was nervs, but it turns out it's the pepper spray.
Had an amazing vegan pizza for lunch today.
New educational options from my employer.
Went to a Rammstein concert yesterday, I'm still happy. :)
Post edited May 29, 2019 by NuffCatnip