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Exhodos: Including an ex-porn star
That's how I knew it.

Basically, anything with porn and I'm your man, so to speak.
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Kleetus: That's how I knew it.
I knew you'd say that.
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Kleetus: That's how I knew it.
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Exhodos: I knew you'd say that.
Even as a youngster, I'd always dreamt of being a pornstar.

So much regret that I never pursued my one real love.

I even had a professional name picked out, Kleetus Two Ways.

I'm versatile.

EDIT: Not sure why I'm telling you all this, probably because you're French.
Post edited February 01, 2017 by Kleetus
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Kleetus: Even as a youngster, I'd always dreamt of being a pornstar.

So much regret that I never pursued my one real love.

I even had a professional name picked out, Kleetus Two Ways.

I'm versatile.

EDIT: Not sure why I'm telling you all this, probably because you're French.
Kleetus Two Ways ? I would have chosen "Kleenex Two Ways, Specialist of lonely pleasures, for aaaaall the family !"
See, I can be your manager if you want.
So the game ended with the discussion of Kleetus' sex life <.<
Any more hints Exhodos, or are you too busy managing Kleetus' first porno shoot? :-P
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beliar: So the game ended with the discussion of Kleetus' sex life <.<
Any more hints Exhodos, or are you too busy managing Kleetus' first porno shoot? :-P
Mouahaha sorry !

Here is other screens - along with the first one. I added english subtitles cause it's quite funy. Director is Belgium, a lot of scenes make reference to Hitchcock movies, to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, To Delivrance...

The first screen is part of the weirdest dance scene of cinema history (subjective opinion, obviously).
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Hey! This thread is dead! What can I say?
It has been release in US on august 25 2006, it has been awarded in Amsterdam Fantastic Film Festival and in Gérardmer Film Festival...
The ex-porn actress is Brigitte Lahaye (see the attached image), the director made an other movie after that with Rufus Sewell (John Murdoch in the masterpiece "Dark City"!!)...

Up, up, up, little thread!
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Exhodos: Up, up, up, little thread!
For crying out loud you people are hopeless.

As nobody else guessed it, it's The Ordeal.

Someone else can have a go.
The Ordeal! Why not? We call it "Calvaire". But yeah, that's it... I thought this movie was more known by people...
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Exhodos: The Ordeal! Why not? We call it "Calvaire". But yeah, that's it... I thought this movie was more known by people...
I know the movie, I just haven't seen it. :^P
So, the game sputtered and died, because no one picked up the flag after Kleetus so graciously gave up his turn...
Oh, well, here is a gallery of images. Happy hunting.
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Post edited February 22, 2017 by beliar
Come on guys, you can do it :-)
The movie is one of the only two Lithuanian sci-fi movies ever created (and the other one is not much of a sci-fi).
I have no idea of what movie this is, but it is the kind of movie I can instabuy without knowing anything about, just because the screens are very classy. Looking forward to the answer!
I know what it is, but I'm not saying.
Kleetus is a cocktease :-P News at eleven.

Anyway, three new pics for you guys. Note, that the pic named NSFW is exactly that. Some additional hints:
a) The movie was released in 2012
b) It's the only Lithuanian movie to have ever been theatrically shown in the US
c) The movie has never got a Blu-ray release in Lithuania; the only country that has released it on BD is Germany
d) It's the only Lithuanian movie to show full frontal male nudity (don't quote me on that).

If no one guess the answer in the next 24 hours I'll stop torturing you and reveal the answer. :-)
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Post edited February 25, 2017 by beliar