Age of Empires II
After many aborted starts, I managed to beat "The Fall of Rome", the final mission of the Attila campaign. This was the first time I finished an AOE2 campaign on Hard difficulty, and it only took me 20 years to do so. And since everybody and their grandmother considers Attila the Hun one of the easier campaigns, I just want to collapse in exhaustion.
Truth be told, "The Fall of Rome" had me stumped from the very beginning. It's your typical slugfest versus four AI players, and your starting location is tricky to defend. If you select all your villagers and immediately build a Castle, you have just enough time to complete it before you get attacked. Unfortunately, since the enemy also sends a few Scorpions, Mangonels, and Trebuchets, you have to actively micro with your Tarkans and Cavalry Archers in order to keep everyone alive. All of this happens quickly and without pause, so my economy was minimal or even nonexistent for nearly 45 minutes. It was hard even laying down a new military building due to the constant need to micro. Whenever there was a rare break in the action, I sent my villagers to hunt a boar before sending them back into the Town Center.
I decided to attack Green first since his base was directly below mine. Although he was one of the "easier" opponents, he had no fewer than three Castles. Once I got him to resign, the game became much less hectic. Unfortunately, by this point, Purple had just about completed a Wonder and Orange was halfway finished with theirs. So while I finally had breathing room in between enemy invasions, I now had a timer to beat. What annoyed me about taking out Purple is that they're Britons, so their Longbowmen forced me to go micro-happy with my Cavalry Archers. This is harder than it sounds when enemy infantry and siege units keep surprising you from every direction.
When Purple was neutralized, I faced the stressful dilemma of having only 100 years remaining on Orange's Wonder timer. Seeing as how Orange was my toughest opponent, I was unable to beat him without first researching Atheism (thereby adding another 100 years to the timer). With that extra time, I doubled my economy, built an advance Castle outside Orange's base, and hurriedly trained lots of Halberdiers. After retrying my saved game multiple times without success, I finally destroyed Orange's Wonder by the skin of my teeth. While my army was taking heavy losses, I snuck several Capped Rams through a hole in Orange's walls and the AI thankfully ignored them until after the Wonder fell. I had to rebuild most of my army, but with only Red remaining, the worst was behind me.
This mission reminded me a little of the last Zerg mission from Starcraft: Brood War, where you fight tooth and nail against two Terrans and one Protoss. Surprisingly enough, "The Fall of Rome" wasn't nearly as hard by comparison. Once I learned how to survive the initial invasions, the rest became more or less routine (if a bit hectic). Now that one campaign is finally over, dare I move on to another one?