Grargar: The only way the thread title could be changed would be if the thread creator requested it. Thus, if he doesn't want it, then it can't be changed.
Ah, yeah, didn't think of that. This thread's just kind of taken on a life of its own, and has become so much of a "community thread" that I forgot about that little hitch. Is JKHSawyer even active in the forums these days? EDIT: Nevermind, he is. Found some recent posts (and more evidence of how useless the search function is, as if that were needed).
EDIT: Still, it couldn't hurt to kick around some ideas for a potential new title, and see what he thinks. Alternatively, of course, a fresh thread could be created, or Ciris' thread could become the One Thread (and that would have the benefit of having been
created by a Blue).
Of course, I might be overthinking this. Maybe I'm the only one annoyed when I see an unread post in "WE ARE UNDER ATTACK" and it turns out to be nothing to do with a new spam wave.