joppo: [...] BUT I NEED TO TEND THE GARDEN FIRST SO WAIT HERE FOR MY INSULTS OR I WILL GET REALLY REAL ANGRYYYYY!!!! WAAARRGGH!!!
HunchBluntley: THE IDEA OF ANGRY GARDENING FILLS ME WITH CONFUSION -- AND YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M CONFUSED!!!
THAT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IMAGINATION THERE IS NO BETTER MOOD TO PULL WEEDS IN FACT WHEN ANGRY ENOUGH YOU CAN YANK SOME SHRUBS IF YOU TRY
ADMITTEDLY IT IS NOT AS GOOD WHEN YOU WANT TO PRUNE OR WATER SOMETHING BUT WHATEVER I HAD TO CHOOSE EITHER THE GARDEN OR THE DISHES AND TRUST ME ANGRY DISHWASHING CAN BE MUCH MESSIER NOW SHUT UP YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF WITH ALL THAT CONFUSION AND THE JOKE'S ON YOU I HADN'T NOTICED YOU RECYCLED THE JOKE WHO CARES IT'S BEEN TOO LONG AGO IF EVEN YOU COULDN'T REMEMBER MUCH LESS THE REST OF US.
csanjuro: aaahhh!! I'm angry
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT PISSPOOR MILD FRUSTRATION THAT CAN'T EVEN MUSTER PRESSING CAPS LOCK YOU ENRAGE ME BY NOT BEING ANGRY ENOUGH BUT STILL THINKING YOU'RE ANGRY GRAAAAARGH!!!