Hm, could the answer to this "harrassing people on discord to choose something, anything for the love of god" indicate the Puzzlemaster knows something? Has the Puzzlebot malfunctioned again, or is it even, possibly, bigger?
From reading the Puzzlemaster's notes, it looks like the world as we know it is doomed.
There is evidently:
A Book which comes with a key to a Bio Menace.
A Sphere with enough power to power an actual dragon ...
Huge enough "well, enough to cause a permanent eclipse on the Mediterranean."
This Bio Menace is evidently threatening enough that "Key comes with a free autographed copy of Zeogold's last will and testament."
The Puzzlemaster has even puzzled out the dates:
Xenonauts "expire on the 24th of June."
The Ziggurat will "expire on the 25th of June."
And the Sunless Seas expire "on the 2nd of July."
Time to get those last days requests in! :p
(Not a request - I already have them.)