Jungle_Falcon: May I have Biomenace, please?
I...I never thought I'd see this day.
I'm not really sure what to do. You see, it's kind of a complicated situation. The kitten's already grown into a full-grown cat. To be more specific, it turns out it was actually a tiger, which the supplier did not inform us about, just saying that it was a "perfectly normal, regular kitten with an odd paint job". After years of being raised in solitude, it grew bitter and angered, bent on revenge upon humanity. It used the Ouija board to contact the ghost dog, which has now returned to deal out vengeance unto the earth as Rover, First Dog of the Apocalypse. Together, they've teamed up and will haunt whoever the current owner of the key for Bio Menace i-
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....uh...what was I saying? Oh, I was talking about, uh, waffles or something. Sure are better than pancakes, aren't they? Yup, yup. Anyways, granted!