I hate physical media! XD

If this had been a digital download I'd be playing an hour ago!

I hate streaming porn.

By the time I've buffed up the video is still buffering the first scene.

It's buffering and I'm already buffed.

My new year is ruined. So the siblings brought over the kids and my nephew stomped and broke three of my tomato plants, which only takes 2 months to growing from seeds to get to that point. Of course, they left and said nothing, not that they even pay attention since they never supervise their kids. But this is a reoccurring thing that happens many times, which is why I'm beyond fucking infuriated. (the kids are babysit at my house because they are too cheap to pay somewhere else, ps. it was not my idea). I'm going to demand monetary payment, which is basically nothing compared to the time and effort I spent.

(They rent with us once and basically trash the house. Among other things the kid also broke my printer and various house hold items.)

I hate kids, annoying snotty-nosed and disease-ridden brats.

In fact, fuck the noisy neighbor kids too. Do kids have to be that loud to have fun? I can hear their screech with my windows closed.

I have that from my back fence, their house is elevated and they have a pool.

Combine pool, brats and inflatables and you have annoying noise and screaming.

I'm usually ok with pools, inflatables and screaming, but yelling kids really shit me.

What shits me even more is that their parents think everyone else has to love their kids as well.

Little brats should be put to work around the neighbourhood and never heard from.

Don't just demand monetary payment. Give them an actual written list of the so far ruined items and their prices plus the amount they owe you for babysitting, and make it absolutely clear (by pestering them whenever they contact you or slamming the door in their non-paying faces even) that their kids are no longer welcome in your house until they pay you the full amount. And if they do pay you, keep billing them for both labor and any new damages whenever they leave the kids to you.

Embrace the petty!

Sneak over at midnight and drain the or better still wee in it and leave a note.
Better time is 3am to 4am as everyone is in la la land.

From personal experience, even if you don't say anything to them, they will never come to realize their misdeeds.

They just want to exploit you for their own benefit. They will never give you credit for anything.

Unless you are vocal about your concerns and hold your ground as to what is and what is not allowed in your house, their actions will continue to cause you more problems.

You've been watching Dr Phil reruns, haven't you?

I just learned they went on a trip, now I'm even more pissed because I can't tell them off.

Change the locks.

Actually they screwed up my locks as well, while they lived with us they kept using the wrong key and tries to force it into my locks (this should give you the idea of the IQs). Had to buy new knobs at my own expense.

Also they always turn down my AC at their own leisure whenever they go into my house.

Of course, they also leave the door unclosed when they left at times. The only time they care to close it is if they left the kids behind.

The other thing they do is not training their kids to put things in the trash properly, so there are candy wrappers I had to pick up everyday coming home from work.

It's not the first time I talked to them about some of these things. Talking to them is like talking to monkeys, well.. monkeys are more intelligent than they are with better manners.

My carrots are frozen!

THIS IS A FAMILY FORUM!

Keep that perverted crap out of here!