In my younger days I went to quite a few titty bars, it was fun but too damn expensive. I don't even want to think about how much money I spent on over-priced beer and lap dances. But maybe the memories are worth it. ;)
LOL You have to go to Nevada for (legal) "shops" for that. Sadly I live in Michigan right now.

Any friends that live in rural areas do not live around me. They also may not own any guns. I would go out shooting in some more open ranges and rural areas but I do not own any firearms yet. Also, the place I tried out was technically in a rural area (Amish region of Pennsylvania) but because some overly selfish idiots Kurt Cobain'd at similar private businesses with rental guns, I ended up getting dicked out with misleading advertising and I cannot go to other shooting ranges because they have similar policies. I will have to check out that one place I used to go to in order to see if they changed their policies.

If only those suicidal selfish idiots simply stayed home and did a Robin Williams or if they had gone to a rooftop and let gravity do the dirty work for them...

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Belatd Happeh Birfdai, Foxette.

Not to sound too cynical, but sometimes in life to find cool things to do you kinda have to go to places where there aren't people. Sad but true.

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A merry happy birthday to you! Don't say you didn't ask for this.

I feel like fucking garbage, and want to just curl up in a ball and fall asleep in the snow.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/national-borders-are-the-worst-invention-ever-says-ec-chief-jean-claude-juncker-a7204006.html

European officials are drunkards, drug users and lately seem to have jumped on the anarchy train, too! Man, i always knew politician lizards in Brussels were spineless, amphibian alcoholic perverts, but now this is simply too much! Who put this asshole in power, that illiterate, uneducated, retarded, alzheimer-ridden nitwit into that position, to dictate what other places will or won't do? Who put this punk ass motherfucker in that bureau instead of an insane asylum, DETOX, or back to school, starting from kindergarten, for history class? Damn, how can i unsee that shit? I want to drop my eyeballs out and feed them to my cat after reading that wank, of this stupid ass Junker garbage-man, trash-can-bitch fucktard! Shit!

And i thought Tsipras was the rock bottom, the nadir, the minus infinite down zero, incompetent clown bastard! It's the application stupid! It's the upperclassman in European bureau, bitch! It's an INSIDE JOB, wankers, we've been had!

Austria, Hungary, Bulgaria, Czechs, stand strong and firm, brothers! We've been played for fools all along, don't stoop down to our own self-brought mess, protect yourselves! The british, oh damn, how i envy them, right about now!

I want to be your biographer, BradMan.

This:
http://globalcocktails.com/archives/52138-federal-judges-injunction-puts-thousands-of-transgender-students-at-risk/

And this:
https://thinkprogress.org/transgender-health-care-suit-texas-a0aeae6aaff4

Both of these worry me.

Its time to fire another pretty young intern who brought some random dude from nightclub and had sex with him inside our office.

The CCTV cameras recorded everything.

And she was engaged to some Jewish stockbroker. Despite all the good things going on in her life, good fiance, upcoming marriage, good job, she had to mess it up by doing this dirty deed.

Who knows what drama she will create at workplace tomorrow after getting fired.

And, of course, I just read about a Texas judge who is blatantly violating the separation of church and state.

I'm worried that you're worried.

If you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you.

It's what friends do.