Fillary: how many ppl with iphone think that they are better than others

tinyE: Nonsense. I don't have an iphone and I still think I am better than others.

Kleetus: But you only have one testicle, so you're not.

tinyE: Canada's best defensive player got a Red Card ten minutes into the game and yet I still have more testicles than Australia had goals against them.

infinite9: Amish women

Kleetus: I'd love to copulate with Amish women, so rustic.

infinite9: Well...

infinite9: Well, I just experienced an objective case of misleading advertising. I had looked up info about rental gun ranges in the surrounding counties and many had specifically stated that in order to rent a gun, a customer either had to have a gun with him/her or be in a party of at least two. I had figured it had to do with some strange liability reasons but I found what I thought was a decent shooting range at a gun store that did not have such requirements. It featured rental rifles with actual rifle calibers instead of rifles with pistol calibers like the ones normally available at the range I normally visited. I was excited.

I drove there this morning after a half hour drive only to find out the damn place had the same damn requirements. The guy at the counter told me that it had to do with some fucked up statistic that claimed that people who rent guns and shoot at the range in groups or bring their own guns are less likely to commit suicide with a rental gun. I bet this has more to do with insurance BS but I just said that they should update the website so that it states the requirement as other websites do and then left. It is horrible how other people's fun and access to training gets undermined by excessively selfish assholes who probably swallowed the wrong psychiatric drugs and then decide to do a Kurt Cobain at a rental gun range instead of having the decency of hanging themselves in a private setting or overdosing or letting gravity do the work. It is also pathetic how we let misleading statistics and the wrongful assumption of "causation = correlation" make life worse for the living. Fuck it.

The only good news about that misadventure is that I got to stop by at a country store and diner operated by Amish women and I got to eat some homemade Amish ice cream (Mississippi mud slide flavor) and sample some Amish cheese.

Emob78: I understand the need for gun ranges in urban places, but honestly I don't like them.

mm324: I hate that they make you use their crappy over-priced hand-loads. I swear it takes me twice as long to clean my gun after using it.

tinyE: Are we talking about gun ranges or the porno shops?

mm324: Who needs a porno shop when we have the internet?