Nor self-respect.

DUH!

Sometimes you just need the Ghostbusters to come save the day. And I'm not talking about the new female Ghostbusters, I'm talking about serious Bill Murray n shit.

Police escort, Bill Murray is needed in these dark times Frodo.

I like that shirt, Fred.

Do you live by candlelight out your way as well? ;)

My Internet speed has decreased to just under 1mps (.85)
So it's time to have a most pleasant conversation with my broadband provider...
I want to purchase the Baldur's Gate EE package...
Damn you, BT

Better than having your favourite series cancelled in the first season. Firefly....

I wish people would use eMail, I always get a look like I'm from the stone age when using eMail.
People use Facebook instead.

I heard they still use the Pony Express...

Wow!!! I have 41kbps connection.

Reminds me of Arkham Asylum when it used GFWL.
If you miss to make a profile you won't be able to save game :P

God Damn! The only creatures that love me (and are still in this life), the beasts of the land, never last long. I have lost more than 10 cats already to wild cat-fights or the now deceased hunting-dog of my neighbor or cars running, 1 dog (ate from a corpse of another decomposing animal before i could stop him and fell ill never to recover), countless hedgehogs (dogs attack them and stomp on them to death and cars are faster than them), owls that i rescued before (they fell before their wings developed fully and i fed and took care of them) and at the end, everything is gone, leaving me alone again! Everyone and everything comes and goes, never to remain by my side, even in painful ways that i cannot even help them (nor even my vet could)...

My cute little kitty cat girl that i had in previous avatar, had her eye attacked by another animal. Her left eye is now useless, shut and wounded. We slept hugged until today's dawn and i let her out, my cats always roam semi-wild in the nature around. Then i continued snoring until later, near noon and when she came for me to feed her, i saw that horrible thing. My cute babygirl! DAMN! Male cats don't scratch kitties however rough they are with them, bite them or force them, especially in face, i have never seen a single male cat harm a female, before... A bird maybe pecked her in the eye? There are many crows and magpies around, but i think they prefer dead meat... Owls can hunt small cats, but i have never seen that live action either, before, plus they retire at morning, they are night-people... Snakes i haven't seen yet and i don't believe a rodent could destroy the eye of a cat! What the hell happened to my baby, waaah!

blizzards = slow download :P

You don't want badass women coming in to save the day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VodBRrU4Nw

Save the day? Why does someone always have to save the day? Why can't it be the night? You some kind of solarist? You have a problem with the moon? You and your daylight savings time. We're going back into the dark ages. DARK ages. Why does the post-Roman empire period of western history have to be dark? Can't it be a mild grey color? Why can't we put more color into things? Why can't it be the medieval rainbow ages?

And what's up with the BLACKSMITH? Holy crap. We're practically redesigning entire economic systems using the same old racist language. They are Europeans, after all. Time to start calling them what they are.

WHITESMITHS.

Not really bitching but...

This morning while I was outside on the street, an old man waved at me from the window of his flat. I came closer to see what he wanted and he told me that he can't move and if I could buy four bottles of vodka for him at the local discounter. I felt uncomfortable because on one hand I don't want to be perceived as an unfriendly asshole and on the other hand I don't want to support someones addiction. But I decided to help him after he told me that he bottles would last a month. After I brought him his bottles and came back home, my mother told me that this was a bad idea because the guy is known for buying vodka and is banned from entering the discounter for stealing.
And because I was seen buying the bottles now everybody will likely think that the vodka is for me and that I'm a drunkard...

I'm sorry but this I don't get, and keep in mind I don't even drink. How is being seen buying alcohol going to make people think you are a drunkard? Are you telling me you are the only one in that town who has ever been seen buying alcohol? :P