Duuuuude... low blow!

Is that even possible?

You wouldn't date Gandalf?! Think about it:You'd spend all day riding around on Shadowfax, smoking pipeweed, watching him do magic.

It absolutely is. I've actually observed it at least two times in her case, the first time I shot a photo and she was shocked when I showed it to her.
I really don't like kissing bearded men. Or old men. Or men in general.

I wouldn't date him, but it would be awesome to hang out with him, and tour Middle-Earth.

Have you tried it though? You never know unless you try. At least, that's what Green Eggs and Ham taught me.

I'm starting to think that Dr. Seuss maybe wasn't a real doctor.

Would you kiss him in the Shire?,

Would you kiss him by a fire?

Would you could you by the Eye?

Would you could you bye and bye?

I know.
http://www.funpartyshop.co.uk/images/21137M.jpg

Well... unless he's shy but also likes being watched. In which case this would be the perfect time for him.

I meant no more watching porn behind his girlfriend's back because some girls don't like their boyfriends watching porn. But then I realized, my reply wasn't funny so I deleted it. But before I did, you replied... :(

:D Take solace in that my reply isn't much funnier. :P

Fortunately, my new edited reply to F4LL0UT makes me laugh and that is good enough for me. :)

I enjoy the direction all of this headed. 10/10 would post something about Gandalf again.

So a few weeks back I posted on how my college is closing it's campus after this year, most of my core friends aren't returning due to life issues and money. Well here's an update to my rant/vent/I'm stupidly angry...

As it turns out a bunch of my friends are returning which is good. I've got a great first semester class schedule with great prof's. So all's good there. But here's the kicker which gets me so angry.

The college has been/will be confirmed closed soon. We have a total of 40 (give or take) students attending the college this year. Mind you, the drop maybe because allot of first year students prefer a real college campus over an online campus which, I can agree with if it weren't for the fact that this college has the best pastoral leadership courses in North America.

The other big reason for the drop is the fact that they dropped their Theatre Arts program. Now, this program is actually critically acclaimed to be one of the best when it comes to college Theatre arts programs. I wasn't in this but I did read an article by (apparently) I big theatre website that said that what the courses were teaching was things that pro broadway actors seek out to study for their reputare, and here it's standard course. The course was acclaimed for it's great teaching methods and steller performances that gave seasoned theatre goer's chills.
Closed... yup they closed it. If you know what article I'm refering to there are some lies in there, the college is helping the music and theatre students figure out what their next steps are, their leaving them out to dry.

But here's something I learned that gets me really angry... another college in the same city, Alberta Bible college, has 16 students registered for this whole year and their staying open. My college's big push and main goal is "community" yet their closing... or their not... Which is another big issue I'm having. Some staff say the school is closing after this year, others say it's not. There's really no communication with us the students. I need to know if the school is closing so I can look at other colleges. I wanted to know for sure this summer so I could spend some of my summer touring other colleges but I've been hearing yes, no, yes, no, from every other prof/staff at the school...

And another thing, their closing the campus for an online format... from what I've heard from people who have taken online courses all their lives, this online format isn't al that good. It's clunky and doesn't seem to work the whole time.

Right now I'm stressed and the school isn't helping all that much... That's my vent... I'm angry/worried/sad/angry... yeah...