Starmaker: I ran into an insane atheist yesterday.
I was illegally riding the subway with my bike, minding my own business (the day started splendidly; at the turnstiles, I was told "hey you with the bike [oh shit she's gonna call the cops on me and I'll miss the event],
use the cargo shutters"), while all of a sudden at one of those open-air stretches of not-subway, a woman rushes into the car and starts shouting,
"GENTLE PEOPLE! PLEASE HELP! GENTLE PEOPLE! PLEASE HEAR ME OUT!"
(This is the standard subway beggar formula. Except it's 6:30 am on a holiday at a branch so remote it's open-air, so, not exactly conducive to begging.)
"YOU MUST HELP ME REVEAL THE TRUTH! PLEASE, GENTLE PEOPLE! YOU MUST HELP ME GET ON TV!"
uh wut
Long story short, the gist of her plea was that she has evidence God doesn't exist, and the evil conspiratorial priests are lying about God while casting evil spells and magically inflicting various misfortunes on people to make them pray to the priests' fictional God for deliverance and thus steal the magic of pure faith, and she wanted to get on TV to reveal the conspiracy.
The sad truth is that if she miraculously does, it won't be all that different from the "documentaries" official state TV already shows after the morning news segment.
This sounds alot like my DMV day a few months back, where this insane religious nut was quietly handling out pamplets by the front door, and only a minute later was preaching loudly how we are all sinners and will go to hell, and society is corrupt and gay people, blah blah blah. I was dissapointed security didn't haul his ass offsite >_>