Fenixp: Oh I can actually speak perfect german, and from reading your post, I think I have managed to piece together what is going on. I'm afraid I'll have to side with your family and your girl on the matter: Kicking random strangers in the groin is not a valid form of greeting. I'm sorry, jamyskis, I know you have worked on it for a long time now, but it'll never catch on and will probably get you in prison. On a related note, for the love of god, don't greet any more police officers.
You just really confused me. You're an evil, evil man.
Leucius: Yeah I see your point, but I am one of those people who feels guilty about bitching. Thanks though :)
Move to Poland, the country where bitching makes people feel ethically superior.