StingingVelvet: They should rename it the dark side button.

jjsimp: I was kinda expecting a few negative rep after making a carrie fisher fat joke, but it appears everyone agreed with me.

tinyE: I don't think it's the jab but rather the person making it. Watch this:

Jabba The Hutt is so fat, I walked around him and got lost.

Now watch, that is bound to get derepped. :P

jjsimp: Just noticed your rep has really fallen since the last time I looked at it. You were slightly above 190 last time I looked, now 174.

cah: You think your job sucks? Let me tell you about the people I work with.

First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.

The next chick is exactly the opposite- she might even be one of the smartest girls on the planet. She has endless career opportunities but she's still here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I doubt she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive past the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his fucking giant dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

cah: You think your job sucks? Let me tell you about the people I work with.

First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.

The next chick is exactly the opposite- she might even be one of the smartest girls on the planet. She has endless career opportunities but she's still here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I doubt she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive past the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his fucking giant dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

cah: But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his fucking giant dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day.

Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Spinorial: I was waiting to mass up enough funds in my Steam wallet to get some of the -90% Tomb Raider games and Steam scrapped the sale. FUCK!

Stooner: Same here... missed Anniversary by a matter of minutes, AND already in my cart..

... now I keep refreshing the page every five minutes to see if it comes back. That is sad... ;p

tinyE: I don't know if this is a 'bitch' or not but it does have me worried. I just saw a commercial for a robotic parakeet. It is supposedly for people that want a parakeet but don't want the hassle of taking care of one. Hey! Which of us hasn't recoiled in horror at the thought of the time and effort that goes into having a real parakeet; filling that water dish is easily on a par with coal mining if you ask me! :P Here's the kicker, it cost more than a real parakeet.

Seriously folks I've had pet rocks that were a bigger pain in the ass to take care of than a real parakeet, and more costly, and the fact that this product is being produced and sold scares the shit out of me, and for that reason I am bitching. :D

Have a nice day!

jjsimp: Away on vacation and the family and I saw the exact same commercial and had quite a few laughs over it. You obviously didn't take advantage of the purchase now, you get two of the robotic parakeets for the price of one.