Posted April 13, 2023
Catventurer: I realize that this complaint probably is very trivial.....
The dog has been smelling bad in a really needs a bath sort of way for about about two weeks now and is only getting increasingly aromatic with each passing day. The problem is that the dog is around 50lbs, which is around the upper end of mid-sized dogs and not quite a large breed. I can't just pick the dog up and bathe it in the sink or I would have done so. I also have a small car, which would mean taking the dog somewhere would result in smelly dog smell very close to me and super distracting in a bad way.
I just want the person in the house that was super insisting that we have a dog in the house actually take some responsibility for the smell and get their dog a bath.
Shave the dog. Use the fur to stuff a pillow. Place the pillow in the responsible person's pillow case. Say nothing. Deny everything. The dog has been smelling bad in a really needs a bath sort of way for about about two weeks now and is only getting increasingly aromatic with each passing day. The problem is that the dog is around 50lbs, which is around the upper end of mid-sized dogs and not quite a large breed. I can't just pick the dog up and bathe it in the sink or I would have done so. I also have a small car, which would mean taking the dog somewhere would result in smelly dog smell very close to me and super distracting in a bad way.
I just want the person in the house that was super insisting that we have a dog in the house actually take some responsibility for the smell and get their dog a bath.
Catventurer: I realize that this complaint probably is very trivial.....
The dog has been smelling bad in a really needs a bath sort of way for about about two weeks now and is only getting increasingly aromatic with each passing day. The problem is that the dog is around 50lbs, which is around the upper end of mid-sized dogs and not quite a large breed. I can't just pick the dog up and bathe it in the sink or I would have done so. I also have a small car, which would mean taking the dog somewhere would result in smelly dog smell very close to me and super distracting in a bad way.
I just want the person in the house that was super insisting that we have a dog in the house actually take some responsibility for the smell and get their dog a bath.
More seriously though, look up "Waterless Dog Shampoo". It's a type of mousse you can rub into the fur then brush out when it dries. It cleans and deodourises them.The dog has been smelling bad in a really needs a bath sort of way for about about two weeks now and is only getting increasingly aromatic with each passing day. The problem is that the dog is around 50lbs, which is around the upper end of mid-sized dogs and not quite a large breed. I can't just pick the dog up and bathe it in the sink or I would have done so. I also have a small car, which would mean taking the dog somewhere would result in smelly dog smell very close to me and super distracting in a bad way.
I just want the person in the house that was super insisting that we have a dog in the house actually take some responsibility for the smell and get their dog a bath.
Post edited April 13, 2023 by Winwood113