Cracked the nail, eh? Two years ago I kicked a wood pile in my backyard and jammed my toe so hard the nail on the big toe turned purple, bled like a stuck pig, and about three weeks later it fell off.

It grew back, so I considered that a good day.

But yeah, the bird poop is a bad one. I don't see how Tauto would think a bird bomb would be good luck. Over here in the southern US we would consider that a dreaded omen and you probably shouldn't leave the house for at least another week, just to be safe.

Have had neck pains for 2 days now preventing me from gaming. Even reading on a monitor is painful and forget about masturbation as well.

We've all been there.

This is a good point.
Ouch.....I also cracked a toenail about a week ago.....thing still hurts to this day. :\

I'm eating ice-cream today...


no, wait a minute...

Once I had a dream I was eating a hot fudge sundae.

When I woke up there was a spoon sticking out of my ass.

I did hear some people say it's good luck to have that happen, but man... it was a big one. that bird was holding that one in for me lol.

Lol, yeah at least I'm not dead yet.... although it would almost be worth it.

Sometimes when life gets me down I wonder if life is all that great...then I realize that it's a lot better than the alternative & that there's so much in life that's awesome to experience and I cheer up as a result. :)

...and now Missouri.

I wonder if I can get where I was born taken off my birth certificate?

Sure but my response was in regard to Tiny's Clerks video about a guy breaking his own neck by trying to suck his own dick and my comment that it would almost be worth dying for was a reference to that.

Oops...my bad....carry on then. :)

Ever see the punchline to that scene at the end of the movie?

Yeah, you mean the coroner, right? After picking up the dead guy that had sex with Caitlin in the bathroom. In many ways Kevin Smith's first and best movie although Chasing Amy and Mallrats are also great.

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