WrathOfTheAngels: thank you :)
hedwards: No worries, the procedure itself is less of a big deal than people make it out to be. And usually they'll have at least a preliminary before you leave.
You won't remember a thing, you'll just gradually become aware that you're in a room full of farting, old people, recovering from the drug they give you (causes memory loss, not unconsciousness). The farting is due to colonoscopies, which it doesn't sound like you'll be having. Your doctor should be checking for a particular cancer since he's down there, it's rare, but catching it early makes a huge difference in survival so they do. Make sure they will be doing that for you.
MGShogun: The auto shops are all full up and I need to get oil change. X.X
Not kewl.
reaver894: Thats easy to do though, just grab a haynes manual and follow it.
On some models of cars this is so not worth it, especially if some jackoff didn't put any oil on the seal before cranking it on there. And the cost of the Hayne's manual will be hard to recoup unless he does his own changes multiple times. Of course, you can change your own sparkplugs and a lot of stuff with a Hayne's manual, so they are, in general, a good investment.