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Shoot, jump, dodge, respawn.

<span class="bold">GoNNER</span>, an unforgiving, procedurally generated 2D platformer with psychedelic visuals, is available now for Windows, Mac, and Linux, DRM-free on GOG.com.
Are you in hell? Are you dreaming? Are landbound whales real? Doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have an huge, versatile gun, a surprisingly agile body, and a whole bunch of demon-like creatures to blast through. Somewhere inside this hellish world of oppressive darkness, defiantly pastel colors, and aggressive skulls, lies a trinket that will cheer up your gigantic whale friend. Isn't that worth all the incredible stunts you'll need to perform and all the horrors that you'll need to overcome? After all, you can't put a price on real friendship.

Press jump to dive into the consuming darkness of <span class="bold">GoNNER</span>, DRM-free on GOG.com.
Add some music to your side-scrolling action with the <span class="bold">GoNNER: Press Jump to Die Edition</span>, which includes the idiosyncratic <span class="bold">soundtrack</span>.


https://www.youtube.com/embed/bTFAGpe78w8
Post edited October 13, 2016 by maladr0Id
Is there anybody out there?

Edit: ok, the thread wasn't showing up in the discussions page for some reason...
Post edited October 12, 2016 by nepundo
They're all a GoNNER, har har har................ok, I'm out
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GOG.com: an unforgiving, procedurally generated 2D platformer
Charles, do be a dear and fetch me my chainsaw.

I do believe I feel a fit coming upon me.
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yogsloth: Charles, do be a dear and fetch me my chainsaw.

I do believe I feel a fit coming upon me.
Will sir be wanting the leather smock or the vinyl? The leather is ever so toasty, but the vinyl hoses off very neatly.
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nepundo: Edit: ok, the thread wasn't showing up in the discussions page for some reason...
It's a known issue. Threads from the news are shown up in the forum only after the first post.

Also the first post results in an error, although the post is successful.
Out of the three options, I'd say this is hell.
Post edited October 12, 2016 by Smannesman
I'll say this much - GoNNER ranks alongside Fist Puncher and Conga Master for games whose promotional art is nothing like (and miles better than) the ingame art.
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nepundo: Edit: ok, the thread wasn't showing up in the discussions page for some reason...
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vanchann: It's a known issue. Threads from the news are shown up in the forum only after the first post.

Also the first post results in an error, although the post is successful.
Exactly that happened to me. Good to know it's a feature, not a bug :-P

Thanks!
Hm, it`s a long time since I played a game on the C-64. I don`t own one any longer, so I don`t have the hardware for this game.
This game looks interesting! Has anyone tried it yet?
The psychedelic visuals is true. Added in whishlist for another time :)

Would love to see a demo for this title.
Visuals that look like someone had an accident with MS Paint? Check.

Marketing that emphasises high difficulty because the developers couldn't be bothered to actually balance the game? Check.

Jumps on the roguelike bandwagon? Check.

Procedural generation to artificially extend the playtime of a game without actually investing any time in quality level design? Check.

2D platformer? Check.

Yep, this game ticks most of the boxes of what it means to be a stereotypical indie developer nowadays.
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IAmSinistar: I'll say this much - GoNNER ranks alongside Fist Puncher and Conga Master for games whose promotional art is nothing like (and miles better than) the ingame art.
...and, presumably, every old game, too?

(Actually, I disagree. If those are indeed in-game screenshots - I'd preordered the game, but it's past 1 am, NO WAY I'm launching it right now -- they are excellent, beautiful and aiiiiiieeeeeeeee where do we keep the extra lightbulbs ANYONE alt maze has nothing on this aaargh they're everywhere HALP)