Granted, because the accomodation was so comfortable, you ended up sleeping most of the time during your travel. Nevertheless, you've been around the world so comfortably.

I wish I had a healing touch.

Granted, but doesn't work with yourself, and soon after your first cure, you're infected by a virus resistant to antibiotics. Your prognosis doesn't leave much room for hope...

I wish to live in the country.

You mean countryside?

Granted, you were granted a house with everything you need inside it in the countryside, far from civilization. But then you were kidnapped by aliens, who were decorating their crop circle on your grain field. You were considered as a threat to their art making.

I wish the UFO sightings were real, that they were indeed alien's flying discs.

That's it, countryside. Thanks.

Granted, they are actually alien frisbees...

I wish to run faster than a cheetah.

Granted, but if a cheetah is going to eat you, all he needs to do is waiting. You can't handle that speed, so you crash a lot. You'll run into a tree or walls or cliffs eventually.

I wish my ISP decided to double my bandwidth without raising the monthly bill.

Granted, but they will realize that they have done previously (repeated wish, mate) and slow you down to the original bandwidth, starting to charge an outrageous price for it.

I wish I could fly any kind of real airplane.

Granted, but you only lose weight in your legs, making you unable to stand anymore.

I wish to be able to breathe underwater.

granted, but you will lose the ability to breathe on land

i wish i could sense lifeforms around me

Granted, now you're a mermaid, constantly charming any passing sailors and lead them to...
(you know)

Oh, I was too late.

Granted, you are so scared now realizing that one type of those lifeforms is undead. There are hordes of them close to you and they're after you...

I wish Thespian*'s bandwidth would be transferred to me. 25% just enough I'm sure. :)

Granted. You now own (and pay) for both your and Thespian*'s lines, while Thespian* retains the use of 75% of his line.

I wish for the next person's wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but will require a second person to do so. :)

I wish the heat or cold doesn't affect me unpleasantly.

Granted, then you began to seek heat and cold obsessively because you like so good for both. You began to live in planets like Mercury and Pluto errr...Uranus back and forth. You don't like Earth anymore because you can't find enough heat or cold there unless global warming has become global hottening or another ice age comes.

I wish Pluto would be a planet again! :D

granted, but because its status changes so often pluto get an identity crisis and goes to another solar system to rethink what has happend

i wish i could use the force (like jedi)

Your wish is granted, but lacking the post production budget and quality special effects personnel to make it look cool, the best you can pull off is a "Tommorow People" effect from '70's television.

I wish I was a Lizard Man.